- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture.
Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me.
Okay, I’m dying to know if you actually sent it to his mom. And then what happened.
Oh, I sent it. And I expressed to her my extreme worry over his treatment of women.
Feels good, bro.